Good morning, welcome to the mental health hotline…
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.
If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn’t matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother’s and grandmother’s maiden names.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
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having read this post i must admit it confused me lol was this for real or not
but i see now its a great piece of humour
well done it brought a smile to my face once i finished reading it
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I would assume that someone will come here and degrade the author of this thread for being mean to the mentally ill, but I sincerely hope that it doesn’t happen. It’s just a hilarious joke, people.
HAHAHA hey I have a couple of mental disorders and I’m laughing at it too
I suffer from social anxiety and sometimes depression and I thought this was absolutely hilarious
I’m a schizophrenic manic bi-polar with bouts of anxiety and am super co dependent, I was searching for a mental illness hotline, found this and might actually get out of bed today. HAHA
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Obsessive compulsive disorder can be managed by increasing the brain serotonin level. This can be done by taking food supplements that contain L-Tryptophan.
This is hilarious!Lol:)